Thursday 13

*UPDATED*

I tried to upload pictures of my sweet Baby German, but WordPress hates me.  I’ll keep trying,  but meanwhile, today’s post is dedicated to the one I love.  (And believe me, he’s FAB)

**UPDATED AGAIN**

I tried this.  Did it work?  If so, it’s my German and me!

13 Things I Love About My German:

1.)  I know I have referenced his bedroom skills, but they do deserve another mention.  My German is a wonderful lover.  It ALMOST seems selfish to hoard him all to myself.  But that’s okay.  My therapist assures me that certain selfish behaviors are quite healthy.  So back off.

2.)  He’s really funny.  Like as in, really quick with the one liners, but not in the jokey “I’ve got one for you” creepy way.  More in the super witty, you can’t believe he said that way.

3.)  He’s a hard worker.  This is really important, because I could never respect a slacker.

4.)  He has supported me in my writing career for more than 10 years, and never once has he ever said a single word about the fact that pretty much any money we have is because HE earned it.  He also never questions my spending, and he never, ever undertips at restaurants.  I think the way a man handles his money says a lot about him.

5.)  He smells as good as he looks.

6.)  He likes watches, and he’s not too good for a nice Swiss Army or something, even though he likes Tags and Omegas and Breitlings, too.  He’s easy to buy for because of this, which I really appreciate.  Don’t tell him, but I’m cooking up a plan for a pretty sweet piece of wrist candy to mark our 20th.

7.)  He takes me golfing with him!  And he says things like, “Nice shot, baby!” and “You look hot when you bend over to mark your ball.”  This makes for lots of extra fun on the golf course, and he always takes me out for a beer afterward.  My German is fun!

8.)  He has broad shoulders and big muscles and a really nice ass.  I am shallow enough to love this about him.

9.)  He is very affectionate.  Always with the hugging and the kissing and playing with my hair and rubbing my feet.  The German loves to snuggle!

10.)  He talks dirty to me.  And he’s good at it.

11.)  He wants me to be happy, no matter what.  He doesn’t cramp my style – he lets me be me.

12.)  He loves our boy.  Even though he’s hard on him sometimes, he really loves our son.  So much that once in a while, he gets misty when he talks about him.  The German has a great heart.

13.)  He’s honest and loyal, and I trust him completely.  This is perhaps the thing I love most about him, and it says an awful lot about him, that he could win complete trust from a woman like me.  

The quickest, easiest 13 I’ve done yet.

Back off, ladies.  He’s all mine.